20 Things Not To Say To A Cop When He Pulls You Over

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20 Things Not To Say To A Cop When He Pulls You Over

You’ve just been pulled over and you’re desperate to get out of the ticket. Is there anything you can say to the police officer to avoid money stress and reduce your chances of paying a fine?
Short of going back in time and driving the speed limit - no, there’s not much you can do to get out of it. However, there are a few things you should never say to an officer who pulled you over.

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Aren't you the guy from the village people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Did your sister get the letter from the clinic yet?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to these 44 magnums.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?