Very Important Person

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Very Important Person

As the Pope was leaving town the other day, he asked his driver if he might let him drive, as he rarely gets the chance too. 

Why not, the driver thought, I’ll get in back and he can drive me to the airport this time. 

The Pope, not being such a good driver was speeding, swerving running stop signs and basically driving like h*ll on wheels. 

About this time a cop sees him and flashes his lights for his holiness to pull over. 

The cop strolls to the car just as the pope rolls down the window, seeing it was the Pope, the cop goes back to his car to radio the chief. 

"Uh, sir" The cop says, "I've just pulled someone over for reckless driving and I think you'd better come and handle this yourself. 

"Who could it be" The sarge says, "That would make you want me to come all the way downtown for a measly ticket? Just how important is this guy anyway?

"I don't know sir, but he's got the Pope driving for him."