Technology for Country Folk (1999s)

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Technology for Country Folk (1999s)

While today's generation knows technological terms, at one point in time certain words and/or phrases meant something else entirely. We show you what country folk (or older folk or rednecks, take your pick) think about technology.

1. LOG ON
Makin a wood stove hotter.

2. LOG OFF
Don't add no more wood.

3. MONITOR
Keeping an eye on the wood stove.

4. DOWNLOAD
Getting the firwood off the truck.

5. MEGA HERTZ
When you’re not keerful getting the firwood.

6. FLOPPY DISC
What you get from trying to carry too much firwood.

7. RAM
That thar thing what splits the firwood.

8. HARD DRIVE
Getting home in the wintertime.

9. PROMPT
What the mail isn’t in the wintertime.

10. WINDOWS
What to shut when it's cold outside.

11. SCREEN
What to shut wen it's black fly season.

12. BYTE
What them dang fly’s do.

13. CHIP
Munchies fer the TV.

14. MICRO CHIP
Whets in the bottom of the munchie bag.

15. MODEM
What cha did to the hay fields.

16. DOT MATRIX
Old Dan Matrix's wife.

17. LAPTOP
Way the kitty sleeps.

18. KEYBOARD
Way, you hang the dang keys.

19. SOFTWARE
Them dang plastic forks and knifes.

20. MOUSE
What eats the grain in the barn.

21. MAINFRAME
Holds up the barn roof.

22. PORT
Fancy Flatlander wine

23. ENTER
Northerners talk fer "C'mon in y'all"

24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY
When you can’t remember what you paid for the rifle, when your wife asks.

25. MOUSE PAD
That hippie talks fer the rat hole