Redneck Computer Dictionary

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Redneck Computer Dictionary

If you didn't study computer science concurrently with moonshine 101, you may not be aware of all the technical terms at your disposal as an IT professional. 

As a service to our readers, we present the following list of redneck computer Wordlist:

1. FIREWALL: The side of your house, which you use to test your shotgun.
2. BINARY:  What you do at the store when you're broke.
3. HARD DRIVE: Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
4. CAT 5: The name of your fifth tractor.
5. KEYBOARD: Place to hang your truck keys.
6. WINDOW: Place in the truck to hang your guns.
7. MODEM: How you got rid of your dandelions.
8. ROM: Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
9. BYTE: First word in a kiss-off phrase.
10. REBOOT: What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
11. NETWORK: Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.
12. ONLINE: Where to walk when taking the sobriety test.
13. MOUSE: Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
14. LAN: To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me your truck"
15. CURSOR: What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
16. BIT: A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch long ways."
17. DIGITAL CONTROL: What your fingers do on the TV remote.
18. CHIP: Your cousin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name.
19. DEBUGGER: What you find in de handkerchief.