Mile High Accident

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Mile High Accident

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

'Ladies and Gentlemen, this Is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead Is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax and ...... OH, MY GOD!'

Silence followed.

Some momenta later the captain came back on the Intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry If I scared you. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'

A passenger in the front row seat yelled back: 

'For 0#*#* sake, you should see the back of mine!!! '