Customs Stops Paddy

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Customs Stops Paddy

Paddy was coming back from his holiday in America.

As he came through Customs, he had two sacks over his shoulder. 

The Customs officer asked him what he had in the sacks? 

Paddy replied: "Mobile phones."

The customs officer didn't believe him and asked to be shown. Paddy opened each sack and sure enough both sacks contained quite a few phones.

"What are you going to do with all these mobile phones asked the officer?

"Oh, they are not for me. My mate Mick, who is in a band, knew I was going over to America asked me to bring him back, two saxophones.