Cannibals

[Seafood]

A cannibal was walking through the jungle

and came upon a restaurant operated by a

fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10..00

+Fried Explorer: $15.00

+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $10000.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?

They're so full of Sh*t it takes all morning."