Jacob

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Jacob

An old Israeli prays, he tells God he needs to win the lottery due to the terrible financial trouble he's in.

Lottery Day comes and he doesn't win.

He again pleads for a win on the lottery. When the results come out, he discovers he hasn't won again.

Totally desperate now he prays all day, but again a win alludes him.

Finally in a state of anger he asks God why he has forsaken him.

Dark clouds gather over him and a deep voice boom down.

"For goodness’s sake Jacob....help me out.... buy a bl00dy ticket!"