Cannot Swim

[Seafood]

Paddy falls in the lake but can’t swim. Mick calls for an ambulance then jumps in the lake and drags the unconscious Paddy out. When the paramedics get there, they see Mick blowing into Paddy’s backside.
’What the feck are ya doin Mick? Says the Paramedic. ‘Im givin him da kiss of life’ says Mick.’
’ Ah to be sure, yer suppose to be blowin into his mouth!’ said the paramedic. ‘Yes I know!’ shouted Mick, ‘ but have yer smelt his feckin breath!’