Beware Of These Old PC Viruses

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Beware Of These Old PC Viruses

Listed below are some older Viruses from the 2000s, some of these Viruses could still be active today:

1. BUREAUCRAT VIRUS - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.
2. GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS - Nothing works but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
3. NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS - Probably harmless but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.
4. GALLUP VIRUS - 60% of the PC's infected will lose 30% of their data 14% of the time (plus or minus a 3.5% margin of error)
5. PORTUGUESE VIRUS - I am a Portuguese virus, but because of the poor technology and lack of money in my country I am not able to do anything with your computer. So, please be kind and delete an important file on your system and then forward me to other users. Thank you.
6. ADAM & EVE VIRUS - Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple PC.
7. MORAL MAJORITY VIRUS - This modest virus claimed great influence in the 1980’s but fell behind in features and upgrades and was finally abandoned by its developers.
8. MTV's "The Real World" Virus - Replaces your default Windows sounds with excruciating Gen-X whining.
9. SUPREME COURT VIRUS - It allows your system to abort files, with major restrictions.
10. THE PRISON VIRUS - It locks up your system.
11. NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WOMEN VIRUS - Forces your PC to recognize its female connections as male connections.
12. NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO VIRUS - This virus design used to be quite influential and innovative when it's original release was publicly funded. After Government funding cuts yanked its teeth, the designers sold out to corporate interests, and it no longer affects your data much.
13. NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS - Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.
14. NIKE VIRUS - Just does it.
15. O.J. SIMPSON VIRUS V 2.0 – You know it's guilty of trashing your system, but you just can't prove it. Every time you try to search for a file, it runs "Old Pro Golf Tour 2000 Video" instead.
16. OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 8TB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 4TB, and then slowly expands back to 8TB.
17. PBS VIRUS - Your computer stops every few minutes to ask for a tax-deductible contribution.
18. POKÉMON VIRUS - Sucks up all your money and only renders 3rd rate animation.
19. POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS v 1.0 - Never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
20. POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS v 2.0 - Rephrases the "Abort, Retry, Fail" prompt as "Choice, Retry, Success-Impaired".
21. PONZI VIRUS - It logs onto your bank's computer and transfers £100 into the accounts of the owners of the last 10 computers it was on. It then attaches itself to the next 10 items of mail you send.
22. POPE JOHN PAUL VIRUS - Deletes all your dirty files and blesses the rest.
23. PORNOGRAPHY VIRUS - Consumes all available hard drive space but leaves the computer's owner with a warm sense of contented well-being.
24. PRO-CHOICE VIRUS - Although it presents the standard "Abort, Retry, Fail" prompt, it pressures you to choose "Abort", telling you the process being terminated is just "a blob of bits" which has no value.
25. PROZAC VIRUS - Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
26. PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION VIRUS - Makes your browser stop at every website.
27. QUANTUM LEAP VIRUS - One day your PC is a laptop, the next day it is a Macintosh, then a Nintendo.
28. REPUBLICAN VIRUS - Sells off your system resources to the highest bidder.
29. RICHARD NIXON VIRUS - Also known as the "Tricky d*ck Virus", you can wipe it out, but it always trying makes a comeback.
30. RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS V 1.0 - Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. Prints, “Oh, no, you don't!”, whenever you choose Abort from the "Abort, Retry, Fail" message.
31. RIGHT-TO-LIFE VIRUS V 2.0 - Before allowing you to delete any file, it first asks you if you've considered the alternatives.
32. RIGHT-WING-HARDLINER VIRUS - Won't allow any changes on your system but keeps saying that things will get better as soon as it takes over the Whitehouse.
33. SEARS VIRUS - Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power supply, and a set of shocks.
34. SPICE GIRL VIRUS - Has no real function but makes a pretty desktop.
35. SPRINT VIRUS - Periodically runs sound file of a pin dropping.
36. STAR TREK VIRUS - Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
37. STEPHEN KING VIRUS - It wipes a fifth of your hard drive, then tells you that if enough people send in a dollar, it will destroy the rest in some surprising, exciting way.
38. SURVIVOR VIRUSES - Deletes your files one by one over 13 weeks until only the most annoying one remains.
39. TECH STOCK VIRUS - At the slightest hint of an error, plays a screaming panic sound and shuts down your computer.
40. TED KENNEDY VIRUS - It drives your files into the bitstream, crashes your computer, then denies it ever happened.
41. TEENAGER VIRUS - Your PC stops every few seconds to ask for money.
42. TEXAS VIRUS - Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
43. TIGER WOODS VIRUSES - Assumes pre-eminence over other applications, which are left to operate at consistently humiliating performance levels. Beats you in every computer game you play.
44. TITANIC VIRUS - Makes your whole computer go down. You get a sinking feeling when your system crashes.
45. TOBACCO INDUSTRY VIRUS - It contends that there is no reliable scientific evidence that viruses can harm your computer or that it targets adolescent computer users.
46. U.N. VIRUS - Annoying but harmless. Every day, it displays a message saying you must let it inspect your computer's files for viruses, but then it gives you the options "OK, Cancel, Ignore." Even if you click OK, it doesn't do anything.
47. VIAGRA VIRUS - Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive. Turns your 3.5" floppy into a hard drive.
48. RONALD REAGAN VIRUS V 2.0 - Saves your data but forgets where it's stored.
49. WONDERBRA VIRUS - Results in overflow stack.
50. WOODY ALLEN VIRUS - Bypasses the motherboard and corrupts a daughter card.
51. X-FILES VIRUS - All your icons start shapeshifting.
52. CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS - The computer locks up and the screen splits in half with the same message appearing on each side. The message says that the blame for the gridlock is caused by the other side.
53. AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS - You're in London, but your data is in Singapore.
54. ELVIS VIRUS - Your computer gets fat, slow and lazy, then self-destructs only to surface in shopping malls and service stations across the world.

Just for fun. Please don't take any of these seriously.