How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1. 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
2. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
3. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
4. 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'
5. Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
6. 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks
7. 5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'
8. 15 know-it-all’s who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct
9. 49 to post memes and gifs with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”
10. 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page
11. 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here
12. 24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
13. 44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you
14. 12 to post F
15. 8 to ask what F means
16. 7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to
17. 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs
18. 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs
19. 6 to report the post or PM a mod because someone said S$%^!
20. 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
21. 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
22. 5 Mods to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously
23. 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 24 months later and start it all over again
24. 20 to give up and take their dogs for a walk instead