Woman: What I Want In A Man - Revised Over Time!

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Woman: What I Want In A Man - Revised Over Time!

Original List: (age 20 something)

• Handsome
• Charming
• Financially successful
• A caring listener
• Witty
• In good shape
• Dresses with style
• Appreciates finer things
• Full of thoughtful surprises

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

• Nice looking
• Opens car doors, holds chairs
• Has enough money for a nice dinner
• Listens more than talks
• Laughs at my jokes
• Carries bags of groceries with ease
• Owns at least one tie
• Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
• Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

• Not too ugly
• Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
• Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
• Nods head when I'm talking
• Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
• Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
• Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
• Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
• Remembers to put the toilet seat down
• Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

• Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
• Doesn't belch or scratch in public
• Can tow a Caravan
• Can cook a BBQ
• Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
• Appreciates a good TV dinner
• Helps with the housework

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

• Doesn't scare small children
• Remembers where I have put things
• Can still tow a van without causing chaos on the road
• Only snores lightly when asleep
• Remembers why he's laughing
• Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
• Usually wears some clothes
• Doesn't notice my facial hair and wrinkles
• Remembers where he left his teeth
• Stops trying to tell jokes

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

• Breathing.
• Doesn't miss the toilet.
• Remembers where we both live.