Barmen Prayer

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Barmen Prayer

Our Beer
Which art in bottles

Our lager
Which art in barrels

Hallowed be thy sport
Thy will be drunk

I will be drunk
At home as I am in the pub

Give us each day our daily schooners
And forgive us our spillage

At home as in the tavern
Give us this day our foamy head

As we forgive those who spillages against us
And lead us not into the practice of poofy wine

And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hanger overs.

And deliver us from Tequila
For mine is the bitter

The chicks and the footy
For thine is the beer. the bitter and the lager

Forever and ever