It Snowed Last Night...Hilarious

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It Snowed Last Night...Hilarious

• 8:00. I made a snowman.
• 8:10. A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
• 8:15. So, I made a snow woman.
• 8:17. My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
• 8:20. The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
• 8:22. The transgender man-women-person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
• 8:25. The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
• 8:28. I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
• 8:31. The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
• 8:40. The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
• 8:42. The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
• 8:43. The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
• 8:45. TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
• 9:00. I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
• 9:10. I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
• 9:29. Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
• By noon it all melted away.

Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we all have become, all because of the snowflakes.