Two Doctors

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Two doctors opened an office in a small town.

They put up a sign reading: "Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.

"The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to: "Hysterias and Posteriors.

"This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.

No go!

Next they tried "Catatonics and Colonics"

Thumbs down again.

Then came, "Manic-Depressives and Anal-Retentives.

But is was still not good!

So they tried:"Minds and Behinds""Analysis and Anal Cysts"

"Nuts and Butts"

"Freaks and Cheeks"

"Loons and Moons"

"Lost Souls and a$# Holes"

None worked.

Almost at their wits' end, the doctors finally came up with a title they thought might be accepted by the council:

"Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Odds and Ends.

"APPROVED