Flight Service

[Seafood]

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight to London.

After the plane took off, drink orders

were taken. The Irishman asked for

whiskey, which he was immediately

served.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."