Dream Car

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Dream Car

A man walks into a car dealership and sees the car of his dreams.

He walks up to it and looks everywhere but can't find a price listed anywhere on it.

He runs his hands along the door and when he does, he accidentally lets out a loud fart.

He looks around quickly to see if anyone heard him, and no one seems to have heard.

A few minutes go by and a salesman walks up to the man and asks if there is anything he could help him with.

The man says, "Well, I'd like to know how much this car costs."

The salesman tells the man "Well sir, I'm not sure I should tell you."

Bewildered, the man asks the salesman why not.

The salesman responded:

"Well, if you farted just by touching it, you're going to sh*t yourself when you hear the price."