30 Most Common Signs Of Turning Into An Adult

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30 Most Common Signs Of Turning Into An Adult

The most common signs of transitioning into adulthood include:

1. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
2. Your back goes out more than you do.
3. Paying all your bills on time.
4. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
5. You are proud of your lawn mower.
6. Your best friend is dating someone half their age ... and isn't breaking any laws.
7. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
8. You sing along with the elevator music.
9. You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
10. Seeing a trip to the garden centre as a great day out.
11. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
12. You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
13. Organising regular visits to the dentist and hygienist.
14. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
15. Neighbours borrow your tools.
16. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
17. You have a dream about prunes.
18. You answer a question with, "because I said so!"
19. Never going to bed with washing up in the sink.
20. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
21. Paying all your bills on time.
22. You wear black socks with sandals.
23. You know what the word "equity" means.
24. You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
25. Your ears are hairier than your head.
26. You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
27. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
28. You got cable for the weather channel.
29. You can go bowling without drinking.
30. You stop using social Apps like Insta, Facebook, Whatsapp.