Jocks Rule And Nerds Drool

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Jocks Rule And Nerds Drool

In stereotypical usage: Jocks Rule And Nerds Drool

• A nerd is someone who is good at academic subjects, especially math and science.
• A jock is a kid with an abundance of physical skills. 

Jock - Michael Jordan vs. Nerd - Bill Gates

On October 6, 1993, Jordan announced his retirement, saying that he lost his desire to play basketball.

1. Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
2. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
3. If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
4. If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
5. He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
6. He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
7. If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
8. If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.
9. He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
10. Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.
11. If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
12. He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
13. While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.
14. This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing, isn't it?

Though:
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

$$$ Game over. So, the nerd wins.