Mick & Paddy

[Seafood]

Mick and Paddy are lifting a few pints at the pub when a woman at a nearby table drops her sandwich onto her plate and begins to cough violently. After a few seconds, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. Paddy asks, “Can you swallow?” The woman shakes her head no, as she begins to turn blue. Paddy then asks, “Can you breathe?” The woman shakes her head no. Paddy walks behind the woman and stands her up, lifts her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, Paddy walks back to his table. Mick says, “You know, I'd heard of that 'Hind Lick Maneuver,' but I ain't never seen anyone do it."