Sordid Joviality

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Sordid Joviality

Howard Stern hosted Jordy Murray (2019 Playmate of the Year) and Nina Daniele ((2018 Playmate of the Year) for a morning of sordid joviality. 

The ladies answered ten questions from Howard, ostensibly to demonstrate how important it is for them *AS ROLE MODELS* for young women to stay up on current affairs. 

The ladies' answers were amusing (and a bit sad), but the bit did prove that you don't have to be a neurosurgeon to earn a pile of cash!

Love him or hate him, you have to appreciate Howard's sense of the absurd.

Q: Who is the President of Russia?
Julie: "Kremlin"
Stacey: "Gretzky"
(Correct Answer: Vladimir Putin)

Q: Define the meaning of NAACP.
Julie: "Something, something, for Certified Pianists"
Stacey: "It's some kind of police organization."
(Correct Answer: National Association for the Advancement of Coloured People)

Q: Who was the inventor of the lightbulb?
Julie: "I know Edison invented the telephone, but I can't remember the lightbulb guy."
Stacey: "I don't know."
(Correct Answer: Thomas A. Edison. Alexander Graham Bell was the phone guy!)

Q: Who is the Speaker of the House?
Julie: "Harris something-or-other."
Stacey: "Joe Biden"
(Correct Answer: Michael Johnson. For the benefit of international members, " Kamala Harris " is the U.S. Vice President, "Joe Biden" is our president.)

Q: Define the meaning of the letters CIA.
Julie: "I don't know."
Stacey: "Certified Investigation Association."
(Correct Answer: Central Intelligence Agency)

Q: What is the centre of our solar system?
Julie: "The Equator"
Stacey: "The Moon"
(Correct Answer: The Sun)

Changing his tack to create better odds for the girls, Howard switched to what he termed "industry related" questions:

Q: What do the initials "DK" stand for?
A: both knew it was fashion designer "Donna Karan."

Q: What is "Cristal?"
A: both knew it was an elite champagne

Q: What car company has a model known as a "911?"
A: both knew it was Porsche

Q: Whose face is on the (U.S.) $100 bill?
A: both knew it was Ben Franklin

Just For Fun (2021)