Burglar

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Burglar

One afternoon a burglar breaks into a house and at knife point ties up the woman demanding that the man hands over all the jewellery and money. 

The man starts sobbing, saying:

"Take everything you want but please untie her."

The burglar says "I guess you really love your wife."

"No," says the man:

"She is my neighbour's wife. Mine will be here very shortly...."