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Open Wide

I was with the wife at the Dentist the other day and had to explain I was in a hurry as I didn't want to miss the start of the football match. 

So, I said to the Dentist to forget the anaesthetic, there isn't time to wait for the gums to get numb, so, just pull the tooth and be done with it!

Anyway, the dentist said he'd be as quick as he could and asked which tooth was causing the trouble.

I turned to the wife and said:

"Open your mouth, dear, and show the dentist which one."