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The Tramp


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An 18th-century tramp in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside inn with a sign, reading: "George and the Dragon."
He knocked.
The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window.
"Could ye spare some victuals?" he asked.
The woman glanced at his shabby, dirty clothes. "No!" she yelled.
"Could I have a pint of ale?"
"No!" she hollered.
"Could I at least sleep in your stable?"
"No!" she shouted again.
The tramp said, "Might I please...?"
"What now?" the woman screeched, not allowing him to finish.
"D'ye suppose," he asked, "that I might have a word with George?
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