50 Years of Marriage

[Seafood]

Henry and Martha are celebrating 50 years of marriage. He takes her hand, thanks her for their years together but asks if she's ever been unfaithful. She pauses and answers, yes, three times, but always for a good reason. "What could those reasons be," he asked with pain in his voice? She replied "well, the first time remember when we couldn't pay the mortgage and we were going to lose our first house? I went to the banker and the next day we got a loan extension?" Yes, he said, "I remember and that's a good reason. I forgive you. And the second?" She answered "Remember when your heart gave out, and we had no money but the doctor performed the surgery for free?" Yes, he said, "I remember and that's a good reason. I forgive you. And the third?

"Well," she nodded. "Remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"