Magician

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Magician

A magician was working on a cruise ship. There was a different audience each week so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. 

There was only one problem - the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat".

"He had the flowers hidden inside his jacket".

"All 52 cards the Queen of Diamonds?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot.

One day the ship hit a reef and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of driftwood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word for days on end.

After about a week the parrot said: 

"Okay, I give up. Where's the ship?"