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Nile Virus

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We are still battling covid 19 and the next thing is already here.

THE NILE VIRUS TYPE C

It appears to target those born between 1940 and 1970.

Symptoms:

  1. Causes the sufferer to exhibit childish behaviour
  2. Causes you to send the same message twice.
  3. Causes you to send blank messages
  4. Causes you to send a message to the wrong person.
  5. Causes you to send it to the person who sent it to you.
  6. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
  7. Causes you to SEND before you are finished
  8. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND
  9. Causes you to SEND when you should DELETE.
  10. It is called the C-NILE virus.

And if you can’t admit to doing the above then you may have caught the mutated strain:

The D-NILE virus

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