Captains Sexual Adviser

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Captains Sexual Adviser

On a C130 Hercules, aircraft mission to Kandahar, Afghanistan, an Intel officer asked if she could visit the cockpit.

When she got up there, she found four crewmen. 

She asked the first what he did, and he explained that he was the navigator and what his responsibilities were. 

She turned to next one and asked what he did. He explained that he was the engineer and his job was to monitor and troubleshoot any system problems to keep the flight operating smoothly.

She turned to the next one and asked what he did. He explained that as the aircraft Captain he was responsible for everything on the airplane and the functioning of the crew. 

She turned to the co-pilot and asked, "Well Flight Lieutenant, what is your job?"

He replied, "Ma'am, I am the aircraft Captains sexual adviser."

Somewhat shocked, she said, "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"

"Very simple ma'am. The aircraft Captain has told me that when he wants my ****ing advice, he'll ask for it."