Funny Chinese Dictionary

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Funny Chinese Dictionary

Must Be Read Out Loud

Term	Explanation
Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu	Let's sleep together
Ai Bang Mai Ne	I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu	A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat	You need a face lift
Chow Mai Dong	Romantic proposition
Dum Gai	Stupid man
Dung On Mai Shu	I stepped in excrement
Fa Kin Su Pah	Great
Gun Pao Der	An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung	Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding	We have reason to believe you are hiding a fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun	A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia	Approach me
Lao Ze Sho	Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi	Not very good
Lei Ying Lo	Staying out of sight
Lin Ching	An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding	A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn	A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
No Pah King	This is a tow away zone
Shai Gai	A bashful person
Sum Ting Wong	That's not right
Tai Ne Bae Be	A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne	A small horse
Ten Ding Ba	Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung	A person with T.B.
Wa Shing Kah	Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim	Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting	There is no reason to raise your voice
Wel Hung Gai	Is that a banana in your pocket?
Yu Mai Te Tan	Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you