Animal Noises

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Animal Noises

Once there was a blond, a brunet, and a red head and they were all in jail.

The red head had a way to escape. She said:

"tonight we're going to take this saw and saw through the bars on that window and we are going to go hide in those three trees out there and when the guard shines his flashlight in the tree, we are in we'll make an animal noise."

So that night the girls broke out of jail and hid in the trees outside. 

The guard shined his flashlight in the red head's tree and she went " hoot" like tawny owl. 

Next, he shined his light into the brunet's tree and she went "eeerrr eeerrrr" like a cricket.

The guard passed and shined his light in the blonde’s tree and she went "mmmmoooooooooo"