Real Man University Degree - Hilarious

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Real Man University Degree - Hilarious

A new two-year degree is being offered at Life University that many of you men should be interested in: Becoming A Real Man.

Structured in just six trimesters, you can become a real man, as well as earn an AA degree (AA Real Men). 

Please take a moment to look over the program outline:

 FIRST YEAR / AUTUMN SCHEDULE
 MEN101    Combating Stupidity
 MEN102    You Can Do Housework
 MEN103    PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
 MEN104    We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthing for Christmas

 FIRST YEAR / WINTER SCHEDULE
 MEN110    Wonderful Laundry Techniques
 MEN111    Understanding the Female Response to Getting In at 4am
 MEN112    Parenting:  It Doesn't End with Conception
 EAT100    Get a Life and Learn to Cook I
 ECON101   What's Hers is Hers

 FIRST YEAR / SPRING SCHEDULE
 MEN120    How Not to Act Like A Jerk, When You're Wrong
 MEN121    Understanding Male Incompetence
 MEN122    YOU, The Weaker Sex
 MEN123    Reasons to Give Flowers
 EAT101    Get a Life and Learn to Cook II

 SECOND YEAR / AUTUMN SCHEDULE
 SEX101    You Can Fall Asleep Without It
 SEX102    Morning Dilemma:  If It’s Awake - Take a Shower
 SEX103    How To Stay Awake After Sex
 MEN201    How To Put the Toilet Seat Down
 ELECTIVE (Choose one from "Electives" below)

 SECOND YEAR / WINTER SCHEDULE
 MEN210    The Remote Control:  Overcoming Your Dependency
 MEN211    How to Not Act Younger, Than Your Children
 MEN212    You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
 MEN213    Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise (Especially Naked)
 MEN230A   Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Very Important I

 SECOND YEAR / SPRING SCHEDULE
 MEN220    Omitting #%$*@ From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail only)
 MEN221    Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
 MEN222    Real Men Ask for Directions
 SEX204    Thirty Minutes of Begging is Not Considered Foreplay
 MEN230B   Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Very Important II
 ELECTIVE (Choose one from "Electives" below.)

 ELECTIVES
 EAT104    Utilization of Eating Utensils
 EAT105    Burping and Belching Discreetly
 MEN231    Mothers-In-Law
 MEN232    Appear To Be Listening
 MEN233    Just Say "Yes, Dear"
 REC100    Dinner & Dancing Is Not Doing The Two Step In Line At McDonalds
 REC101    She Only Said She Liked Fishing To Snag You - So, Get Over It
 ECON102   Cheaper To Just Keep Her (Must pass ECON101 for eligibility)