Senior Sex

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Senior Sex

A senior citizen went to the doctor and said, “Doctor, I only have sex once a week.”

The doctor asked, “How old are you?”

The patient replied “Seventy-five.”

“Wait now. You’re 75, and have sex once a week. I think that’s wonderful. What are you complaining about?”

“My neighbour is almost eighty years old, and he says he has sex three times a week, every week.”

The doctor smiled and said:

“I can easily solve your problem. From now on, you tell him the same thing.”