Amusing Drive-In Bank Machines Instructions

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Amusing Drive-In Bank Machines Instructions

With the new Drive In-Bank machines coming, you as a customer will be able to take get money without leaving the car. 

Please read the instructions that fit your gender, and learn them, before use the machine.

Instructions for men:

1. Drive to Bankautomaten.
2. Roll down the window.
3. Insert the card and enter your PIN.
4. Enter the desired amount.
5. Take the card, the money, and the receipt.
6. Roll up the window.
7. Drive.

Instructions for women:

1. Drive to Bankautomaten.
2. Then back- up to gets closer to the card Slot.
3. Roll down the window.
4. Empty the contents of handbag on the passenger seat to find the bank card.
5. Try to insert the card into the machine.
6. Open the car door to get a little closer.
7. Insert the card.
8. Turn the card in the right direction.
9. Find the calendar on the passenger seat and read the PIN that you have written on the cover.
10. Enter the PIN code into the machine.
11. Enter the desired amount.
12. Take the money and the receipt.
13. Put the money in your wallet.
14. Put the receipt furthest back in the checkbook.
15. Put all your contents on the passenger seat back into your handbag.
16. Restart the engine and drive away from the machine.
17. Forget to take out the card.
18. Drive back to Bankautomaten.
19. Take your card out of the machine.
20. Empty your handbag again to find your wallet and put the card in place.
21. Restart the engine and drive away from the Bankautomaten.
22. Drive a few miles.
23. Loosen the handbrake.

Just for fun!