Farmers

[Seafood]

An American was driving in rural Ireland when he spotted a farmer digging in his field with a spade.

He stopped and asked the farmer about the size of his farm.

"Well Sir" replied the farmer "It borders this road and you see that tall tree five fields over, well that's one boundary. And you see the cows in the field about four fields away over there, well that's another boundary and the river bounds it in the other direction."

"Gee" said the American "Back in Texas I can get into my car at dawn, drive all day and at sunset I'm still driving on my own farm".

"Begorrah Sir" replied the farmer, "I used to have an owld car like that myself one time"