Brewmasters

[Seafood]

The brewmasters of 3 major beer companies decide to step away from a beer festival and go to a local pub...

The first was from Mexico. He walks in, approaches the bar and says, "Hola bartender, I would like to have the finest beer in the world. Give me a Dos Equis, por favor."

The second was from Holland. "Bartender, give me the finest beer in the world, a Heineken."

The third was the head of Guinness brewery at St. James Gate in Dublin. He takes a look around and then orders, "Bartender, I'll have a Coke please."

The other two give a puzzled look and finally ask, "Why a Coke?"

The brewmaster from Guinness answers, "Well, I figured if you lads weren't drinking beer yet I could hold off for a wee bit."