Church on Fire

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Church on Fire

During a recent ecumenical gathering, a secretary rushed into the meeting shouting, The building is on fire!"

The Methodists immediately gathered in the corner and prayed.

The Baptists cried, "Where is the water?"

The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire could bring.

The Lutherans posted a notice on the door, declaring the fire was evil.

The Roman Catholics passed, the plate to cover the damage.

The Jews posted symbols on the doors, hoping the fire would pass.

The Congregationalists shouted, "Every man for himself!"

The Fundamentalists proclaimed, "It's the vengeance of God!"

The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched out.

The Christian Scientists concluded there was no fire.

The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson who was to appoint a committee to investigate the matter and submit a written report.

Meanwhile, the secretary grabbed the fire extinguisher and put the fire out.