Surgeon Talk

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Surgeon Talk

Five surgeons were talking about their best patients.

First surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered."

Second surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

Third surgeon responds: "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded!"

Fourth surgeon intercedes: "I prefer lawyers. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and butts are interchangeable."

To which the fifth surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says:

"I like engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."

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Same joke different version:

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the

best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see

accountants on my operating table because when you open them

up, everything inside is numbered.."

The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should

try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think

librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical

order"

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know,

I like mechanics... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the a$# are interchangeable. "