Funny Welcome Messages For New Employees

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Funny Welcome Messages For New Employees

Many of us wonder how to build a strong team. We spend money, time, and energy on things such as employee engagement training, team building, and rewarding strong performances. 

However, what we often forget is that building a strong, well-connected, and fully engaged team starts at the very beginning when you first welcome a new recruit to your team. A study found that effective onboarding processes, such as creating a ‘welcome to our team’ banner or writing a ‘welcome to our team’ message, improved new hire retention by up to 82%.

Welcome your new employees with a funny message. It'll ease their nerves, break the ice, and establish an atmosphere of communication and engagement. Whether you’re going to use a welcome to our team card, or a welcome to our team email, use the messages below for guaranteed success.

1. Welcome! We're never letting you go. Quick, lock the doors!
2. Think like a proton, and always be positive. Welcome aboard! We're happy to have you. 
3. Welcome! Whether you plan on working hard or hardly working, we're glad to have you. 
4. Welcome to the team! It might feel like everyone is staring at you, and we want to reassure you that they're not. They're staring at us because they can't believe we hired such a talented person. 
5. Welcome to [Company Name]! Don't worry about all the long faces. The first five days after the weekend tend to be the hardest. 
6. Although we prefer casual dress, we have to draw the line somewhere. So, no pyjamas! Welcome aboard!
7. Welcome to [Company Name] Zoo! Please, don't feed the animals. 
8. Here at [Company Name], we realize that hard work has never really killed anyone, but why risk it? Welcome to the team, and remember to enjoy yourself. 
9. Working at [Company Name] is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you'll get! Let's hope you enjoy yours!
10. Welcome to the team! We appreciate good humour here, and I often talk to my team telepathically. So, if you suddenly find something funny – that was me. 
11. The rumours are true. We have an in-house masseuse. Welcome to [Company Name]. We do things differently. 
12. Welcome to the land of suits and ties. Having a job means picking up the tab, so the first meal is on us. What do you want? An egg or cucumber sandwich? 
13. The coffee is fresh and the chairs are comfortable. Sit back and enjoy the jealous stares for joining such an incredible team. Welcome! 
14. Welcome to [Company Name]! We are super excited to have you and look forward to seeing your contributions to the company. The employees are our most prized possessions, so get ready to be treated like a gem! 
15. Welcome to the team! We hope you work hard like we work hard. Everyone works hard. Please, what does the outside world look like? Are there any flying cars yet? 
16. Welcome [Employee Name]. While you get used to waking up this early, we'll brew some coffee and dance a jig for you. Congratulations on joining the team!
17. Welcome to the team. Sorry about the mess. The office was clean last week, but looks like you missed it. 
18. Welcome to [Company Name]! We love puns, dad jokes, and you!
19. Congratulations on making it onto the best team in the world. We've got your back – but not your front. Don't trip. 
20. Welcome to [Company Name], where our motto is: "If at first you don't succeed, try management." Congratulations on joining!
21. Welcome to the team! We're looking forward to working with you and promise we won't make you do anything boring. Like data entry. 
22. You'll get along with everyone at [Company Name]; just be careful around John from Accounting. He gets a little snippy around lunchtime.
23. You might be greener than a tree, but we're still glad to have you here at [Company Name]!
24. Welcome to the team! Everyone here's a little quirky, so you and your doll collection will fit right in.