Bears

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The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. They're urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray.

Campers should be alert for signs of fresh bear activity, and they should be able to tell the difference between Black Bear sh*t and Grizzy Bear sh*t.

Black Bear sh*t is rather small and round. Sometimes you can see fruit seeds and/or squirrel fur in it.

Grizzly Bear sh*t has bells in it, and smells like pepper spray!!..