Mathematics, Arithmetic and General Equations - Hilarious

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Mathematics, Arithmetic and General Equations - Hilarious

Romance Mathematics

• Smart man + smart woman = romance
• Smart man + dumb woman = affair
• Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
• Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Office Arithmetic

• Smart boss + smart employee = profit
• Smart boss + dumb employee = production
• Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
• Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

General Equations & Statistics

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
• To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
• To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
• Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.