Graffiti

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Graffiti

George W. Bush looks out of his window on a crisp, snowy morning and is greeted with the words 'BUSH HAS NO BALLS' written in p*ss in the snow. He immediately summons his Chief of Security, shows him the graffiti, and instructs him to have it analysed.

Some hours later the Chief returns and delivers his grave news to the president. "Well Sir, there's some bad news and some real bad news."

"Spit it out, man" says Bush.

"Well Sir, the bad news is the urine is Al Gore's."

"That's not bad news, I probably could have told you that", said Bush, "what's the real bad news?"

The Chief says:

"It's your wife's handwriting."