W.I.F.E

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W.I.F.E

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE ... you know ... Young, Urban, Professional."

The second guy says, "I'm a DINK ... you know ... Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a RUB ... you know ... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"

She replies:

"I'm a WIFE ... you know ... Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc."