Funny And Witty Responses To - How Are You….

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Funny And Witty Responses To - How Are You….

1. I'm doing about as well as a penguin in the desert.
2. I'm doing better than a fish out of water, but not as good as a fish in water.
3. I am as busy as street dog, who barks only but seldom bites.
4. I'm doing great, but my therapist might disagree.
5. I’m dying, my funeral is in about 60 years.
6. If I were any better, I'd be twins.
7. If I were a plant, my current status would be somewhere between thriving and 'water me or I'll wilt.
8. I'm not sure, but I think I'm somewhere between 'I need a vacation' and 'I need a therapist.'
9. I'm like a fine wine, getting better with age, but still not for everyone.
10. I'm as happy as a clam at high tide.
11. I'm just waiting for my superpowers to kick in.
12. Living the dream.
13. I'm doing better than a yo-yo on a pogo stick in an earthquake.
14. I'm doing so well; I might just put it on my resume.
15. I'm doing so well; I'm surprised I'm not sponsored by Red Bull.
16. I'm so good, I'm practically sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
17. If I were a cat, I'd be purring right now.
18. I'm like a ninja, you can't see it, but I'm totally killing it.
19. I'm so fabulous, even my shadow is jealous.
20. I'm doing better than a slice of pizza on a Friday night.
21. Physically present, mentally unaccounted for.
22. The body is here, but the mind is on vacation.
23. The corpse is present, though the spirit has fled.
24. The carcass is ambulatory, the animating force is questionable.
25. Well, I haven't had my morning coffee yet and no one has gotten hurt, so I'd say "pretty good" at this point.

Feel free to adapt these responses to your own style and sense of humour.