24 Ways To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped

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24 Ways To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped

1. Send them a text message or WhatsApp.
2. Do you have a camera in your pants? Because it focusing on me.
3. Are you scared of heights? .... well, your zipper is.
4. That's one dangerous animal... someone better tie your kangaroo down, sport!
5. Excuse me, but do you have a license to sell hot dogs?
6. Your shop door is open and your goods are on display
7. You are flying low, without a licence
8. The barn door is open and the horse has bolted.
9. The cage is open but the beast is asleep
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
11. I can see the gun of Navarone.
12. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
13. You've got Windows on your laptop.
14. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15. Your soldier isn’t so unknown now.
16. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
17. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
18. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
19. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
20. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
21. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
22. Your garage door is open and I see a little pink Volkswagen with two flat tires.
23. I always thought you were crazy, now I see your nuts.
24. D.J. Weewee has left the building