Coffee First

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Coffee First 

On a BA flight to Madrid, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and welcomes the passengers.

He tells them the altitude they’ll be flying at, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.

Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he stretches, yawns, and says to his co-pilot, “What I'd love now is a cup of coffee and half an hour with that new stewardess!”.

The passengers look at each other and some of them giggle. 

One stewardess starts toward the cockpit to tell the pilot, but one old passenger notices her, puts up his hand to stop her and says:

“He said he wants a coffee first!”