Attractiveness Scale

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Attractiveness Scale

I was meeting a friend in a bar and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me.

"Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed.

Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy and told him a girl had just rated me a nine out of ten.

"I don't want to ruin it for you," he said, "but when I walked in, they were speaking German."

"So, what does 'nine' mean in German?"

My buddy replied:

"It means 'No/Zero'."