007 Job Interview

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007 Job Interview

James Bond hits upon hard times and finds himself facing a job seeker's interview.

"Well Mr Bond, we have two positions we can offer you; one is giving talks to children on the benefits of a career in military intelligence, and the other, which I think you will prefer, is in the fabric staining department of a yarn mill."

BRIEF SILENCE

"Do you expect me to talk?" Mr Bond asks.

"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to dye.