VIRUS ALERT

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 VIRUS ALERT

If you receive an email with a subject of "BADTIMES," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.

1. It will rewrite your Hard Drives.
2. Not only that, but it will scramble any USB/Flash Drive that are even close to your computer.
3. It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream gets melted.
4. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.
5. It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number.
6. It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
7. It will drink all your alcohol and leave you socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over.
8. It will put a dead mouse in the back pocket of your good suit and hide your car keys when you are late for work.
9. Bedtimes will make you fall in love with an Extraterrestrial.
10. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. 
11. It will dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room to your Visa card.
12. It moves your car randomly around the parking lots so you can't find it.
13. It will kick your dog.
14. It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice!
15. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve and subtle.
16. It is dangerous, terrifying and treacherous to behold.
17. BADTIMES will give you Dutch Elm disease.
18. It will leave the toilet seat up.
19. It will make a batch of Meth in your bathtub.
20. It will leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase High School kids with your new Snow Blower.

These are just a few of the signs... Just be very careful!