Divorce

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Divorce

Guy comes home to a depressed wife. "You ok darling", he asks.

She looks at him angrily and tells him she is not alright.

Husband tells her to get her coat and they will go out and pick a nice new car for her.

She replies "I don't want a new car"

Hubby tells her “Ok, let’s go out and get us a nice new mansion."

"I don't want a new mansion" she cries!

Husband says, "maybe we can pick a new plane then."

Again, she refuses his offer.

Hubby now lost for ideas asks her:

"Well, what the hell do you want"

Wife looks at him and screams: 

"I want a bleeding divorce!"

Husband turns his back on her and says: 

"Nope, I'm not spending that much!"