Andr-Tech uk666 Posted June 15, 2024 Andr-Tech #1 Posted June 15, 2024 Parents Roasts Kids - Epic! The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast premiered back in 1974. It stayed on the air for 10 years and still remains one of the most popular television shows of all time. Everyone loves a good roast. But do remember, these roasts and comebacks are not about encouraging them to make fun of others, but rather about building their ability to stand up for themselves and their friends. By training them in timely, clever responses, they learn not to take every comment personally, becoming more confident and tough. By responding with humour, kids grow confident in their ability to stand up to bullies or tease back, turning themselves from a target into equal players in the game of words, adept at dealing with opponents in a way that diffuses a bully’s power. It should be ensured that everyone involved understands what’s happening and agrees to participate. This mutual understanding fosters a safe and enjoyable environment. If at any point someone feels uncomfortable, the activity should be paused or stopped altogether. Additionally, adults need to oversee these interactions. They should guide kids in understanding the difference between friendly jest and hurtful remarks. This oversight ensures that the roasts remain in good spirits and provides a learning opportunity about the impact of words and the boundaries of humour. So, without further to do, let the Roasts began: If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. If you were a season, you’d be fall, because you’re always dropping things! If you were a movie, you’d be a comedy, because you’re funny without even trying! You’re so unique, that even your shadow does a double-take! You’re like a coin – valuable but always flipping opinions! You’re like a Wi-Fi signal – stronger in certain rooms! You must be a detective because you always find trouble! You’re not stupid; you just have bad luck when thinking. Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out? I treat others how I want to be treated, maybe you should try it. I believe in kindness. It seems you missed that lesson. Rudeness is a weak person’s imitation of strength. Think about it. I’m sorry, I can’t understand you over your lack of manners. You’re so annoying, even autocorrect ignores you. If laziness was a competition, you’d come in second because you’d be too lazy to compete. I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one. Mirrors can’t talk. Lucky for you, they can’t laugh either. You’re like a software update. When I see you, I think ‘Not now. You’re not as bad as people say. You’re much, much worse. I’d say you’re ‘one in a million,’ but that means there are 7,800 people just like you. You’re not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don’t die You’re the reason we have warning labels on everything. 1 1
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